NED: When God was a little baby, his name was Jesus, but now his name
DAVID, looking at a statue of Our Lady of Grace: "Look--MOMMY Batman!"
JERI: "I'm not going to see The Brady Bunch ever again when I get old--you
know why? Because I'll die. People keep growing and dying and growing and
dying and when people stop growing and dying you know what? The world will
JERI learned that "god is inside each of us." I overheard Walt asking
Jeri what she thought God was doing now and she said, "Well, right now
he's eating my strawberries."
PAUL, at Disneyland: "Didn't God make a nice Disneyland?
NED on religion: "I know all about communion already 'cause Jeri been
Me: OK--tell me about it." NED: Well...the Father talks to you...and then you take pictures."
TOM, on seeing a pair of nuns, "Hey! Those two ladies are dressed alike!"
DAVID, on seeing a bishop in full regalia: "That guy is the captain
because he's the one in the neat-o hat."
While we were driving through a neighboring town near Christmas, Paul
expressed disappointment at the lack of Christmas decorations. Jeri replied,
"Well, what's so strange about that? Maybe they are all Jewish!"
NED decided to say grace before dinner. He made the sign of the cross
and started thanking God for all the food on the table, for Donny and Marie
Osmond, a couple of other routine things, for nutrition, and for the Fonz."
TOM, before nursing: "God is great, God is good, let us thank Him for
our food. Today we're gonna have...NURSE!"